Add a schmear, some lox and onion—nothing plain about that!	A respectable bagel you can bring home to meet your parents.
They're tiny and blue and they come from poppies! How fun is that?	Got FOMO? Don’t worry—with this bagel you get it all!
Is it a bread? Is it a pastry? Who cares? It’s a great nosh!	This hearty bagel tastes like it’s straight out of the shtetl!
You’re joking, right? Either that or I’ve died and gone to heaven!	You'll cry only tears of joy with this bagel!
Can't decide? Relax, we've got you covered. What's not to like?